February 2012
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January 2012
I am Sean Escobar's Peasant
Follow a nigga EscobarSean.Tumblr.com
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I need to live alone or else I might massacre my entire family. Just me and a dog. That’s the good life.
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mattyre1 asked: are you watching the state of the union? OBAMA HAS A PLAN!!
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John Boehner looks like the happiest guy alive.
Interviewer: Have you heard from Ryan Gosling since you told Rolling Stone that he came up to you at a Jamba Juice but you shut him down because you didn't recognize him?
Aubrey Plaza: I actually did hear from him one time. He invited me to a magic show through someone else, and I couldn’t go because I had to go to this charity thing for Amy, and it was like, "bros before hos," or "hos before bros," however that phrase goes. I just rhymed a lot. So, yeah. I don’t know what’s in store for me and him. I think he has a girlfriend, but maybe I’ll murder her someday and we’ll be together forever.
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so today i was at chipotle getting a bowl, hoping it would erase how horrible of a monday it has been. cold, rain, school, don’t mix. but then this bitch backs her shitty ass car into mine. FUCKING AWESOME. I was pissed not only this is my second ‘accident’ of the month (both of them I’m was the victim in) but also that I spilled some sour cream and rice on my peacoat I...
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